My child is a furry. WHAT DO I DO?

Lie down and immediately apply pressure to your temples.

If that doesn’t help — drink water and assume fetal position.

Crying is permitted and recommended.

Is furriness a DISEASE?

Health experts agree that it depends entirely on who you ask.

Some common signs of furriness include:

  • Having interest in anthropomorphized animals.
  • Typing OwO or UwU.
  • Making cute noises.

If you are experiencing any of these symptoms —

Crying is permitted and recommended.

Is furriness CONTAGIOUS?

Yes.

Good luck.